Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?

They swaggered in, a vicious gang of three,

with gangsta shades and plastic canes of white,

it's doubtful that they really couldn't see,

they ran too fast to suffer lack of sight!

A scam to beg donations at the farm,

they went too far and chased the farmer's spouse,

she ran into the kitchen in alarm

to find a weapon suitable for mouse.

A carving knife looked good, all shiny clean,

and razor sharp - she'd had it honed last week,

she turned to face the mice, her eyes turned mean,

and suddenly there came a triple "Eeeek!"

The gang was fortunate, her aim was poor,

so only tails were left upon the floor...