Young Luke grew up on land much like the Gobi,

but soon teamed up with Obi-Wan Kenobi,

a war was going on that they would see to,

with help from 3PO and R2-D2.

A Wookie and a spaceship full of bloopers

would always beat the Empire's dumb storm troopers,

Han met the Princess - turned himself crusader

while Luke was in his jet out-running Vader.

The Death Star was no match for Lukey's dead-eye,

and help, of course, from ghosts of long-dead Jedi,

Han soon forgot big Jabba Hutt - the porker,

and thanked his lucky stars he'd met Skywalker.

Darth Vader got away - of course, he had to...

he's in the sequel - miss it? You'd be mad to!