Naboo was under siege but not done yet,

two Jedi riding shotgun for the Queen

broke through the Empire's evil starship net,

but damage forced them down on Tattooine.

They found a boy - a slave - who loved to race

and bet their ship that he would win next day,

he gunned his pod and ended in first place,

they didn't know a Sith was on the way.

The Senate was a crock - no help at all,

so Jar Jar Binks helped organize a fray,

young Obi-Wan dispatched the bad Darth Maul

as Anakin flew up and saved the day.

The Jedi conquered with their swords of light

the kid would now be trained to be a knight.