coach driver said: "Are you sure, ma'am?
The town of
Stag don't welcome pretty girls,"
to face him, answered: "Yes, I am!"
head adorned with golden curls.
He left her
near McGinty's general store,
he'd never see this girl again,
like this one, had come before
to Stag -
the deadly town of jilted men.
She saw a
town of saddened, lonely lives,
a hotel and
a cafe, both run down,
atop the blacksmith said: "No Wives!"
touch was needed in this town!
the bar doors open, stepped inside,
a dozen men,
some cards, piano noise,
and stared at her, mouths open wide,
and murmured sweetly: "Hello, boys!"
cowboys drew, she hit the floor,
and came up
with a six-gun in each hand,
and shot, then rolled and shot some more,
didn't go the way the men had planned.
she shot, another gun would fly,
so fast it
made the cowboys look so slow,
the last man
clutched his fingers with a cry,
she put her
guns away, "I said Hello!"
them all a drink and made a toast:
"To lonely men who'd like another start,
who wrestle with a female ghost,
and need a
new romance to cure their heart!"
cleared his throat - the sheriff sighed,
the old man
in the corner loudly spat,
do-good female would-be bride,
were cured of women - that was that!
"We'll have a hoedown boys, tonight!
in all the females, just you wait,
and dance and make a little noise,
each one of you a mate!"
o'clock the men were drunk and loud,
undertaker said: "Well, I won't dance!
I've lost my
heart before and I have vowed
give another girl a chance!"
chorused heartbreaks by the score,
that their resolve was hard and clear,
the blonde came striding through the door,
fellers, all your dates are here!"
said: "A look won't break our backs,"
blacksmith said, "we'll take a peep,"
outside and stopped dead in their tracks -
was full of little woolly sheep!
We won't go
into how's and when's and why's,
men need female loving too,
at first the
men were taken by surprise,
then one by
one they hooked up with a ewe.
was a huge success all right,
and their lambkins had a ball,
and danced and partied through the night,
and no one
had a broken heart at all.
blonde is now the Lady Mayor,
the district into farming blocks,
at the hoedown got a share,
and now they
stay at home and tend their flocks!
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