So Helen sleeps with Bill who lives with Sue, who's Murray's ex

her daughter's just confessed that she prefers the fairer sex,

the doctor calls her cell phone and explains the tests are bad,

she's carrying a child from sperm donated by her Dad!

Marissa throws a party to seduce a guy named Jack,

he freaks out on the dance floor and admits he's hooked on crack,

she vows to break his habit and kicks Joanie in the bum,

Tom calls her "Miss Aggressive" and goes home with Joanie's Mum.

Carlotta's in a coma since the night she stole the car

and ran away to Hollywood to try and be a star,

down on the coast a storm brewed up and rain began to pour,

incredibly, she crashed into Yvonne who lives next-door!

Poor Yvonne has no license, she had stolen Daddy's truck,

the courtroom hears her childhood was a string of rotten luck,

her Father gives his evidence on video from France,

her lawyer finds a loophole and she gets another chance.

So Bill loves Helen most, then Sue, and Yvonne comes in third,

Carlotta's Tom's but Joanie's Jack or Murray's latest bird,

they're all in love with Raymond, things are looking rather bleak,

no problem, keep on watching, they change partners every week!

Now over in the cancer ward the x-rays tell the tale,

poor Bill's contracted HIV, from all that time in jail,

so everyone's affected, and there's very little hope?

They'll all be fine next week - thank God - the miracle of Soap!

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