Neat four-coil suspension, and first-time conception with

Front wheels for driving, and back seat for writhing;

A super injector, she’ll go hard, I betcha,

Five gears, overdrive fifth of bourbon inside;

A movie on screen as you strive in between,

With air-con and tacho, this girl is a wacko!

Wet vinyl for seating and steamed overheating,

Black tires, white walling, and underpants falling,

Four huge driving lights but she won’t stop tonight,

Twin overhead cam and I don’t give a damn;

A hydraulic jack as she scratches my back;

Child locks on the doors, now she’s begging for more;

With twin carbs and blown, hell, is she fully grown?

Twin discs and two drums, ah, too late, here it comes;

An old a.m. wireless, we drive home in silence,

A chrome radiator - so thanks, see you later.