In Robotville, the citizens were
not a happy lot,
a cyborg found a program on a
a clandestine report had warned
that droids were full of risks,
so now mankind would start
erasing all their data discs!
A robot without data is like
beehives without bees,
or National Parks quite bare of
bears or forests with no trees,
the rumors flew around the bots,
with everyone afraid,
the worst fate for a robot is a
A meeting voted for a pre-empt
so then they could defend against
this heinous droidicide,
with gentleness de-activated, now
they couldn't lose,
now let some human try and tinker
with their CPU's!
A vigilante gang was formed: "The
Special Cyborg Crew"
they fitted lasers to their arms,
and rocket-launchers too,
no one was gonna turn them into
metal photo frames,
or confiscate their hyper threads
to make computer games!
The weeks went by, the humans
didn't come around at all,
a meeting of all robots was then
held at City Hall,
they voted to revoke the
vigilante defense plan,
the rumors had been wrong, and
they had naught to fear from man.
The cyborg crew refused to be
disarmed and lose their post,
they lasered the committee,
turned the audience to toast,
the humans came and zapped them
all then flushed them down the drain,
yes, robots have great memories,
but they cannot use their brain!
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