When the sun beats down, and it never ever rains

When your lawn dies off and everyone you meet complains

Recycled water - that's what will be

When you turn on the tap next year, you'll get a glass of wee.

Recycled water - they tell us it's safe

Recycled water - they tested it at Tafe

Recycled water - that's the way we will live

Recycled water - make sure that you buy a sieve

Recycled water - water

On the box you hear politicians tell us crap

They are all bloody rich and they don't drink water from the tap

Recycled water, drink your neighbour's pee

It's what they do in Taiwan so it must be ok for you and me.

Recycled water - straight from next door's loo

Recycled water - by the glassful for you

Recycled water - I would rather drink wine

Recycled water - than your Uncle's urine

Recycled water - water

So they pass the laws and make us pay for all their sins

And the recycle company boss sits back and grins

Recycled water - it's from you and me

I'm okay for today but who know? I may get dysentery.

Recycled water - thanks to brother and sis

Recycled water - it's okay to drink piss

Recycled water - from the taps coming out

Recycled water - stinking ten-year old drought

Recycled water - water!

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