People! We are
Pleased and Proud to Peruse your Presence at our Premier Presentation of
a P Party.
As we Proceed to
Perform our Pieces, Please Pick your Partners and Promenade on the Pine,
Picking up P Prizes for Perpendicular Pirouettes and Precisely Placed
Ponder not on the
Perils of the Poor Population, Panting for Panadol and Pills as the Ply
their emPloyment and Pick up their Piddling Pay, Portioning their Pesos
to Purchase their Playthings, and Pandering to their Peers in a Pitiful
Performance of Piety, Prostrating their Persons in the Presence of
Punitive Policemen, Parsimonious Public Penpushers and Pompous
Perhaps we People,
the Perpetual Playthings of Pop and Pagan Propagation can Put Paid to
Protelitariate Piracy and Primeval Prissy Poncing in Public Places, if
we Prohibit Pessimistic Pensiveness and Party on in this Perfect Place
of Paradise, Poo-Pooing Pollution and Promoting a Picture of Paralytic
Pandemonium, Primeval Pulchritude, and Polygamous Permissiveness.
I am Pleased to
Pronounce this P Party a Penultimate, Preposterous, Pornographic,
Perilous, Photogenic, Positively Phallic Piss up!