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  Poky Blokey funny drunk poem by Australian poet Graeme King - a funny wordplay poem using word sounds to make it funnier. ©kingpoetry2008.

Poky Blokey


Late one night whilst drunk on home-made sake,

Thought I'd make my mark at karaoke,

Stood on stage and croaked an Achey-breaky,

Whilst my hips invoked the hokey-pokey.


She was there, a front-row fluffy ducky,

Smiling, joking, I thought okey-dokey!

Though I was a geek and spoke so squeaky,

Feeling plucky, said hello - so cheeky!


She drank coke and said to call her Jackie,

Lit a smoke and grinned, I felt so cocky!

Got a kiss, she wasn't very picky,

Underneath the table she got strokey.


Bought her dinner, danced, 'twas all text-booky,

Even though her hair was pink and spiky,

Lied that I was once an angry bikie,

When she laughed, it sounded rather blokey.


In her lounge room things got rather smoky,

I felt nervous, shaking like a rookie,

She was nice, and called me 'little jockey'

I was far too stoked to find that tacky.


In the bedroom everything turned sticky,

Ordered to sit down, I felt a lackey,

Almost choked on cake, then ate this cookie...

Suddenly the night turned rather whacky.


Morning broke, I woke up so headachy,

Tried to make some coffee, hands so shaky,

She'd been fake, I never got my nookie,

Left me with my shorts and one huge hickie!



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