“I’ve had me a dream!” said the King of All Things,

“An image for which I would die;

Let the criers’ bells ring through the Kingdom and sing

Of my vision: The Ultimate Pie!

“A Pie! My command is: Make more than a cake

A supreme piece of pastry, I sigh…

And my heart starts to ache can we bake for my sake

This fabulous, marvelous Pie?

“It has to be fruity, filled right to its height,

With a crust like a succulent ply,

A pastry delight to excite appetite

And lift it to heavens on high.

“Utopian filling – a tropical dream

That fair brings a tear to the eye,

A savory seam topped with cream that a team

Of the finest of cows can supply.

“So summon the chefs and command them to start

I’ll give them this crusade to try:

A masterpiece tart with a heart that’s pure art

My fabulous, Ultimate Pie!”

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