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  Funny poems by Australian poet Graeme King - funny flash poems, funny kids poems, silly funny poems and funny limericks. ©kingpoetry2009.
 


 FUNNY POEMS
 
Funny poems of mine to read and listen to! These days I'm recording a spoken version of my funny poems so you can listen as you read. I try and write at least four new funny poems every week, so if you like funny poetry, come back often! Also check my silly poems, as they are rather funny, too! Don't forget, all my limericks are funny poems, and most of my stonnets are funny poems, well worth reading.

 

 

THE RACES

MUTANT MOUSE

OVERBYTE

RABBIT'S REVENGE

MASS DECEPTION

LUCKY

THE STILLBORN IDENTITY

McCHRISTENING

NO STRINGS ATTACHED

S'NOT IRISH

WOE IS MEE

TERMS of OFFICE

HARDCORE

e-CON-omy

POWER TRIP

FLOOR SHOW

HAVE A FIT

SLEIGHED

SLAVE DRIVER

SHOW OFF

EX-MEN

A NOVEL ROMANCE

A LOAN AGAIN

TRICKS of the TRADE

HOPE AND GLORY

CHRISTMAS in the HOSPITAL

HAUNTED HOUSE

LOCOWEED

THE HOARSE WHISPERER

PERFECT

SUM DUMB BUM

BAIT SHOP BLUES

YUPPY LOVE

UPWARDLY MOBILE

EAGLE EYE

HOBOSOFT

DAVID DUCK

LUCK of the DEVIL

A NARKY POEM

JOCK and the BEANSTALK

FREDDIE MAC AND FANNIE MAE

ASIAN LECIPE

THE DEVIL'S FORESKIN

THE PREACHER

HIP HOPTATHLON

BUNGLE GYM

MARATHON MAN

FORTY

DOOM and GROOM

PARTY

HOMER J. ROBIN

GRANDMA

GREEN

VENUS FLY TRAP

WARTS 'n ALL

WEDDING BELLE BLUES

GAME BOY

OVER-ATED

KANGAROO BLUES

COWBOY BLUES

STEERAGE

SEVERANCE PAYOUT

ALTAR'D PERCEPTION

A FISHY TALE

ARMLESS

TOUGH GUY

A GRIZZLY TALE

FOR PET'S SAKE!

MR. SMEE and ME

BEETLEMANIA

PUB CRAWL

CRUISE CONTROL

OUT-DATED

IN THE PIT

BUSH COCKTALE

THE ILLIAD

SILLYCONE CHIP

ON PARADE (Cecil and Big Derek)

THE TIPSY GYPSY

HARD CELL

UPPER CUT

HEAVY PETTING

THREE LITTLE WORDS

PARROT TALK

HISTORY'S TRACKS

GOSSIPUS MAXIMUS

MIDFIELD CRISIS (Cecil and Big Derek)

JUDGE DREAD

MURDER

BLOODY HELL

ON THE JOB

BEAU DEREK (Cecil and Big Derek)

STAG PARTY

HUNKUS HUMUNGUS

COLIN'S KITCHEN

MEN'S BUSINESS

ROBOTVILLE

MOWED DOWN

UP THE CREEK

HULLABALOO at the ZOO

NOTHING

SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

SUNSHINE of the SITH (Star Wars #10)

GROUNDBUNNY DAY

ST. BONKERS

ALL IN JOUST

FUEL CRISIS

SALES PITCH

TOAD RAGE

THE TEABLES

SPECIAL

RATTED OUT

RAW HIDE

ICE SAGE

IN THE NAVY

CREDIT IT

THE COLLECTORS

SOAP

FOOL'S GOLD

HALLOWEEN POEMS

NERDAIR

COP THAT

BRAINWAVES

BETTER DAZE

COOL HAND DROID (Star Wars #9)

STARBACCA'S (Star Wars #8)

PUNKTUATION

BROTHERLY LOVE (Star Wars #7)

LATERAL VISION

YETISPEAK (Beaker Files #6)

BOTCAMP (Beaker Files #5)

BORN LOSER

VINNY VIRUS

FROZEN SPAM (Beaker Files #4)

SPAMOTAGE (Beaker Files #3)

THE MILKY WAY OLYMPICS

RED TAPE (Beaker Files #2)

SPAMBOT (Beaker Files #1)

CATATONIC

ANIMAL HOUSE

BO PEEP

MISS MUFFET

A ROYAL STINK

SNAKE CHARMER

HIGHWAY PROBERY

ROO STEW

JESTER

PERFECT PASTA

Harry Potter and the Swell Spell

BEDROCK BOTTOM

The Spy Who Tickled Me

LAUREL and HARDY

GOIN' WAY BACK

FOREIGN AFFAIRS

GET SMART

ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE

TREVOR TIGER

THE HOOK

MARVEL-US

LIFT DRIVER

ROGER RACER

SUPERMARKET STAR

THE JEAN POOL

DRAGON QUEST

TARZAN SWINGS

DORRIE DRIVES DRUNK

KING BRUCE

THE BOSS'S SON

TERRY TERMITE|

WEDDING NIGHT

SOAPIE STAR

PIZZA PETE

SHE DON'T WEAR UNDIES

MELBOURNE WEATHER

VERTIGONE

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE DEVIL IN DALLAS

WILL POWER

BARRING INCIDENTS

RASPUTIN

SAILOR SAM

PIRATE PETE

ANTidote

TERRY TURTLE

BROTHERLY LOVE

WEDDING GIFTS

DEVIL'S DAUGHTER

CATNAP

CHRISTMAS POEMS

DOG'S LIFE

TOBY ZOMBIE

DICKHEAD(PGR)

IVAN ASTIKOFF

ME-INCARNATION

LURNING INGLISH

THE "KING" OF THE JUNGLE

HORACE HORSEFLY

CINDERELLA

PRESIDENT KIDD

WELL HUNGOVER

ORGAN GRINDER

A DOG'S LIFE

FINISHING POST

KING-SIZED MINORITY

MORRIS DANCIN'

POKY BLOKEY

THE POISONED PEN

LAZY

PARKING TICKET

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS (7 funny poems)

ONCE A KNIGHT

PROCRUSTINACEAN

GOLF PROSE

BEER

THE EX-WIVES CLUB

THE MOUSE WHO SOARED

FAITH, HOPE AND CHARITY

COUP

COLONIAL BOY

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

INVENTORS

I LOVE YOU

THE MUSIC MAN

WEATHERMAN

MISFIT

IF

ANIMAL TRAINER

WINE IN THE WILLOWS

GECKOSAURUS

INTERVIEW

SCHOOL BUS

MICHAEL MONKEY

RHYMABILITY

RUDOLPH

DEAREST SANTA

SANTA'S STRIKE

FERAL FRIENDS

MY TRUE LOVE

MONSTER

ROGER ROOSTER

JELLY BEANS

FRANKIE

A SONNET FOR INSANITY

MY LIMERICKS

THE FAT VAMPIRE

HALLOWEEN LIMERICKS

TATTOPHOBIA

THE INSECT DANCE

KILL DR. PHIL

THE PIGMY ARMY

ALPHABET SOUP

PUZZLE POEM

KITCHEN KAOS

VEGETARIAN - A SESTINA-

CECIL, THE THREE-TOED SLOTH

SEARCHING FOR LOVE

THE WAITING ROOM

ON THE FARM

SOUNDS FISHY

MY SECRET PLACE

FORCED RHYMING

I SMELL FUNNY

MOTHER GOOSED

IN THE SOUP

CHEFOSAURUS

THE KINGDOM OF WISH

ENGLISH

RHYMALOT

DYSLEXIA

THE KING AND PIE

MICHAEL THE MOUSE

OVER

THE MAN FROM WABAG (P.N.G.)

CYBERDATE

GROWIN' OLD

THE SHAPESHIFTERS BALL

PRINCE CHARMING

THE TEACHER

BLOODY BEWDY

THE HUNTER

BLASPHEMY

THE WIFE BASHER

GOLF

FLOUNDER SPEARIN'

THE VOICE

THE PORNO SONG

JONAH

THE LAND OF NOD

BUAI (P.N.G.)

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