Walter Walljob - a carpet layer

Abbey Farmer - an apiarist

Bruce Umtee - an Englishman

Toby Advised - a guy awaiting sentencing

Polly Titian - a member of parliament

Rudy Ungster - a precocious child

Gomer Dadabums - a Mafia boss

Huey Zitt - a doorman

Chuck Derball - a quarterback

Deb Ittalotte - a credit card junkie

Karen Healing - a nurse

Constantine Terruption - a buttinski

Winsome Loosum - a realist

Cora Nappeladay - a fruit lover

Sam Pandriver - a Chinese boatman

Phoebe Dammed - a non-payer

Adam Shame - a sportsman turned drug addict

Craig Etter - a lobster fisherman

Justin Thyme - a last minute arrival

Miles Toorun - a marathonner

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