Seymour Cleerly - an optometrist

Mae B. Nekkstime - second place-getter

Dawn Okker - a Mormon

Mary D'yung - a child bride

William A. B. Tosspenny - a busker

Theodore Ingfann - a groupie

Kiefer Dadoor - a locksmith

Chaka Blackball - a ten-pin bowler

Billy Vittawl - a cult member

Chuck A. Pye - a vaudeville comedian

Paul Ittelboy - an orphan

Humphrey Ennytime - a pimp

Mimi Mee - a singing teacher

Marjorie Nevva - a butter lover

Cecil Duitt-Laiter - a procrastinator

Percy Vallbad - a pessimist

Madonna Fulmune - a female werewolf

Brodie Mandown - a Japanese sailor

Shaun Plenty - a shearer

Marion Offen - multi-divorcee

Noni Yustuff- an Amish lady

Wendy Piggsfly - a sceptic

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