Sure! I’m hanging over the edge of this cliff purely to defy Newton!

If you call someone with a bottle of rum and a handgun okay, yes...I am.

Don’t worry, I’m the world champion at Russian Roulette!

No problem. I LOVE being hit by big trucks!

Yeah, Most Fridays you’ll find me in the gutter...

I don’t understand. Please translate that from Idiot into English for me...

Would YOU be okay if you owed the mob two hundred grand?

No. I just got news that Dr. Phil has signed for another three years!

Yes. This freeway IS closed for the demolition derby, right?

Sure. It’s this giant green ferret you should worry about...

Dunno...is it normal to puke up toads?

Call 911, hurry! Make it a thin crust with extra anchovies...

Depends...How much does a heart/lung transplant cost?

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