Transport Limericks - Kingpoetry

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Funny Travel Limericks by Australian writer Graeme King - plus funny, sad, serious and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature and environment poems. ©kingpoetry2007.

TRAVEL LIMERICKS

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I flew on a jet to Majorca
the air hostess - man, what a corker!
from economy class
I admired her ass
and made up my mind: I would stalk her!

I played with a very small bubble car
with bits from a rubbish and rubble car
some parts from a Mustang -
now pieces of rust hang
from my decadent old BM Doublecar.

I went for a night river cruise,
a full moon, a girlie, and booze
I blew in her ear
she went rather queer
and threw up all over my shoes!!!

I hitch-hiked from L.A. to Maine
decided to do it again,
but on the first day
I gave it away
no fair - it had started to rain!!!

A cyclist sat by the road,
"It's bloody Satanic!" he woe'd,
"I've come to a halt
with a front somersault
all because of a jaywalking toad!"

I went for a trip on a train
from Luxemburg way down to Spain
the porters were rude
and one called me "dude"
I swear I won't do it again!

I drove like a demon all night,
and grinned with the airport in sight
I wasn't to know
the plane wouldn't go
and cried when they canceled my flight!