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When Bilbo
gave Frodo the ring
he didn’t
explain anything
but Gandalf
knew best
they went on
a quest
to see the
Return of the King!
The tavern
in Bree served them wine
the Hobbits
thought that was divine
young Pippin
and Merry
got tipsy on
sherry
but Strider
put them back in line!
The Elves
rescued Frodo, hooray!
But then
sent him into the fray
“Poor Middle
Earth’s stuffed
and we’ve
had enough
we’re all
nicking off, anyway!”
When Gandalf
fell down to the pit
the audience
thought that was it
but he’ll be
all right
and come
back in white
the sequel
is already writ!
The Hobbits
were missing the Shire
and Gollum
was raising Sam’s ire
but Frodo
was boss
despite
double-cross
they needed
to find Mount Doom’s fire.
In Isengard
Orcs forged their swords
to fight for
their evil dark lords
all ugly as
sin
but keen to
begin
the killing
of men in their hordes!
The riders
of Rohan were hot
they found
Orcs and murdered the lot
their King
had gone mad
he was
Faramir’s Dad
(quite
frankly, he should have been shot!)
Our wizard
and Saruman fought
but Gandalf
got rather distraught
“I reckon he
cheated
his spells
are so heated
remember,
I’m only self-taught!”
What Saruman
did was illegal
but Gandalf
flew off on an eagle
meanwhile,
on the track
to Mordor
and back
young Frodo
got chummy with Smeagol!
When Sauron
looked out through his eye
an eyeball
appeared in the sky
one Orc
said: “Oh dear,
he’s
injured, I fear
I think he’s
developed a sty!
Right into
Helm’s deep Orcs did pour
ten thousand
or possibly more
the Dwarf
bravely fought
but had only
one thought:
to beat
Legolas with his score!
Legolas the
brave handsome Elf
told Gimli
to go stuff himself
the Dwarf,
so it seems
was the man
of his dreams
but had
fallen in love with Gandalf!
In to the
dark forest they went
two Hobbits
with one same intent
to venture
inside
and go for a
ride
in the
shoulders of Treebeard, the Ent!
Poor Eowyn
cried, so forlorn
her heart
stolen by Aragorn
but Arwen
was first
the poor man
was cursed
the Elf
Princess gave him a horn!
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