The Flintstones had sextuplets - true!

The names were so easy to do,

there was Rocky and Granite,

a daughter named Janet,

then Yabba, and Dabba, and Doo!

I heard Wiley Coyote cry:

"That stinking Road Runner can fly!

I'm sick of this chase,

I've ran my last race,

the next time he kills me - I die!"

I know that it sounds rather funny

that a rabbit can make so much money,

with the help of some others

(like two Warner brothers)

and a name change to hmm... Bugs Bunny?

George Jetson's fat boss was so miffed

when poor George came in late for his shift,

"It's my birthday today

so I won't dock your pay

as long as you brought me a gift!"

In silence the audience sat,

on stage was a bag on a mat,

they heard a meow,

and then, with a bow

it turned into Felix the Cat!

A terrible tragedy struck,

some animal, running amok

on the studio lot

had been brutally shot,

but it turned out to be Daffy Duck!

Magilla Gorilla was free,

the jury said it couldn't be,

no fifteen foot ape

could possibly rape

a two feet six tall chimpanzee!

The show had one terrible flaw,

it was Western and cowboy and raw,

but the star was just great,

with his Mexican mate.

Haven't guessed it? It's Quickdraw McGraw!

That Speedy Gonzales can run,

he even beats lead from a gun,

as fast as a shot -

that bitumen's hot

in the blistering Mexican sun!

My memory's not very steady,

I think that I've lost it already,

only one cartoon pair

lingers on way down there,

it's a cat and a dog: Ruff and Reddy!

My vision's not great, that is true,

I have to wear spectacles, too,

I teach at the school

and the kids are so cruel,

they're calling me Mr. Magoo!

Inspector Gadget laughed:

"It's sort of like witchcraft,

I use a hex

when having sex,

it's: Go Go Gadget Shaft!"

The tweety bird's aim was uncanny,

Sylvester was hit in the fanny,

he cried: "That's absurd,

you're naught but a bird,

are you getting lessons from Granny?"

Roger Ramjet cried: Head for the hills!

I've run out of those proton pills!

my drug dealer guy

has withheld supply -

I really should pay all my bills!"

I once had a cartoon show habit,

he carried a lance and would jab it,

my hero, you see

was there on TV,

each day I'd watch Crusader Rabbit!

Bugs Bunny yelled: "What have you done?

These cartoons are meant to be fun!"

But Elmer said: "you

in a nice rabbit stew

is the reason I fired my gun!"

When Peabody called him "My Boy"

poor Sherman felt just like a toy,

he'd often confessed

that he got depressed

now drugs have him jumping for joy!

Yosemite Sam was in tears,

he sobbed: "I'm so sorry, my dears,

I've been bold, in your face,

Shot my guns everyplace -

I really should stop drinking beers!"

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