King Fu Pussycats, Wooo

They stew pussycats Wooo

Pussy cats pussy cats they're delicious in Chinese dishes it's like a zoo

Don't ever eat at the restaurant Fu Man Chu

Pussy cats pussy cats served to you, yes they do

Try the pussy cat flambé

King Fu Pussycats, Wooo

They brew pussycats Wooo

Pussy cats pussy cats diced and thickened with lemon chicken and fried rice too

Or served with noodles at Korean barbecue

Pussy cats pussy cats feline fondue, yes it's true

Kitten chow mein take-away

King Fu Pussycats, Wooo

They stew pussycats Wooo

Pussy cats pussy cats easy money, with prawns and honey a spring roll or two

This guy is making a bloody good revenue

Pussy cats pussy cats served to me, full of MSG

I've never seen cat soufflé

Cat's on the menu...today

I'll call the RSPCA

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