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  Is Your Dad Home Tonight - a funny song by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2007.
 

IS YOU DAD HOME TONIGHT?

From my CD "The Wizard of Auz"

(to the tune "Are You Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley)

 

Is your Dad home tonight? Does that big guard dog bite?

I'd be sorry to get ripped apart

I remember today, when I first said G'day

and you blushed in the aisle at K Mart

 

Can I creep to your window, climb over the sill?

Will I find someone waiting - with orders to kill?

Will I wind up in pain?

In some neighborhood drain?

Tell me dear, is your Dad home tonight?

 

Is your Dad home tonight? Will your Mum want to fight?

Will our new love affair ever start?

Could I wind up as dead? Do you sleep nude in bed?

Can I picnic on you a la carte?

Were you being a tease when you gave me that wink

yes, I'm down on my knees and I've had lots to drink

I've got you on my brain

and I'm going insane

tell me dear, is your Dad home tonight?

 

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