Goldfish that can learn tricks.

 False teeth that speak another language.

A pen with a built-in spell check.

A floating bicycle for riding across rivers.

Self-peeling onions.

Shoes that shrink to your exact foot shape.

Deodorant that only sprays armpit size

Microwave pregnancies with frozen embryos.

Petrol pills.

Crabs that shed their shell as they cook.

Shoe-cleaning door mats

Kitchen knives that go blunt at the touch of human skin.

Silent drum kits.

Make-up in a  spray can.

Cars that go sideways.

Toenails that never grow.

Voice-command door handles.

Unbreakable eggs.

Clothes that change color.

Edible banana peel.

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