A bloke died
in an accident and woke up down in Hell,
lived a Godly life up here,
he felt the
heat and smelled the brimstone, heard a muffled yell,
that he felt a little fear.
flash of light and Satan stared into his face,
pitchfork glowed and gave off evil smoke,
he gave an
impish grin and chuckled: "Welcome to my place -
I hope you
like it here - You want a coke?"
no, the Devil said: "It's not all doom and gloom,
your own eternity from me,
just have a
little look around and pick your favorite room,
three that you can choose from - let's go see!"
room that they looked at seemed to be a trifle cruel,
but this was
Hades - what did he expect?
swam around in crap - the room a swimming pool,
and he said to Satan: "Next!"
room had people standing in a giant pit,
all filthy, then he saw the rest -
seven-minute intervals, a giant wave of shit
the room until it reached their chest!
He shook his
head, so Satan showed him chamber number three,
stood around in knee-deep poo,
lower tide-mark, they looked steeped in misery -
hands with the Devil. "This'll do!"
took him in the room and gave a little bow,
turned into glowing shades of reds,
you pack of sinners, coffee break is over now,
- get back on your heads!"
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