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  Impose on You funny parody song by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2007.
 

IMPOSE ON YOU

From my CD "The Wizard of Auz"

(to the tune "Close to You" by The Carpenters)

 

Why do nerds suddenly appear,

every time you're home dear?

S.D.A. They come to pray and

Impose on You

 

How come Mormons always ring your bell?

You don't care - Can't they tell?

Bible bashin' - That is their passion

and to rope in you

 

If you let them in they'll grin and talk to you until they win

then just like a tiger cat they pounce

as you sign your life and house away and then you find they've hit your bank accounts!

 

That is why, these churches are so scary

every member's a missionary

they've no shame - only one game: to

Impose on You

 

They keep notes and put out feelers, best thing is to buy Rottweillers

that will make them stay outside your gate

but they think they own eternity so they'll be back in a week or three

just wait...

 

That is why if I see one walkin' round

I always try to run 'im down

Go to God - you happy-clappin' sod

I'll put the hose on you

Don't blame me, they're wrong to be so

Close to You

 

Why must they impose on you?

Why nothing better to do

They wear ties - and impose on you

 

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