once ensued at Jerusalem zoo -
keeper's son had made fun of the new kangaroo
who cried -
so a wide-eyed old owl then advised him to sue,
bill would be millions (or so said the gnu.)
A chimp with
a limp simpered in "I'm the lawyer" he said,
old billy goat judge simply nodded his head,
a dozen old
bison were chosen as jury instead,
from a kelpie who claimed he was whelped in a bed!
came down and a brown bear was really distraught,
that he'd messed with a test and deserved to be caught,
was weeping - his cheating was beaten for naught,
a bevy of
evidence served up the verdict roo sought.
wallabies hollered hooray at the new guilty plea,
only budged with a nudge from an old manatee,
was heard: he concurred with the smart chimpanzee,
must be free," he decreed, "and immediately!"
all cheered and then jeered at the reindeer who ran,
at the zoo
eagles flew and the pumas applauded the plan,
had won and they'd all put one over the Man,
got drunk and the skunk sent a card to Tarzan.
were trying to fry up a victory feast,
and mammals came in from the south and northeast,
a speech was
unleashed by a silly old buffalo priest,
his lesson was: "Never make fun of a beast!"
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