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  Well Hungover - a wicked funny poem by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2007.



Hello Satan. Prince of Fear,

Yes, agreed, I'm full of beer.

You look hot, you need a fix?

Jump into the River Styx!


Thanks, the dream was nice and neat,

Seven nubiles, all in heat,

Felt so real, I woke up wet,

All those girls means lots of sweat!


One small nymph's still in my bunk,

Devil dear, I know I'm drunk,

None the less, I've seen your tricks,

How'd you lose the other six?


Wait, she's changing, turning old,

Hot young skin now wrinkled, cold,

Have you cast some Shaman's spell?

Shall I wave my dream farewell?


Lucifer, you tempting beast,

Shall I famine - Shall I feast?

Waiting on the Devil's whim,

Sell my worthless self to him?


There, I've signed a pact in bile,

Mephistopheles can smile,

Yet one more eternal soul,

Well-preserved in alcohol.


Give me back my gorgeous chick,

Come on, Satan, do it quick!

Skin of sulfur, red horns too?

Oh my God! That girl is YOU!


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