Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Boss of the neighborhood, having a ball;

Girls all turning wonderful tricks

Nobody saw the cracks in the bricks.

Then the cabaret started to pall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;

Caught red-handed, prints on the knife,

Pleaded the fifth and the Judge gave him Life.

Cellmate Cecil knows how to squeal,

Humpty soon has another appeal,

All the King's horses and all the King's men,

Somehow plea bargain for seven to ten.

Soon he'll leave, five years at the best,

HIV results from the test;

Calls the doctors, tries to complain,

Couldn't put humpty together again!