I bought the
latest cell phone from a store just up the road,
had a mobile phone before,
it has a
built-in ring tone that was like a croaking toad,
convinced me that I needed more.
want that muzak played by Casio buffoons,
I wanted all
the latest, greatest bands,
bucks extra every month, I get the newest tunes,
and hold the
world of music in my hands.
since I was getting all the latest from the charts,
want the standard blue and green,
bucks extra every month, I get a work of art,
to use as my
wallpaper for the screen.
I'll need to
SMS, and I am in the future now,
the days of
single-fingering is past,
bucks extra every month, their course will teach me how,
I'll soon be
texting everybody, fast!
have a car, I need some safety on the road,
cars and trailers, bikes and trucks,
bucks extra every month, they give me wireless mode,
installation fee - three hundred bucks.)
I check my
emails daily, so I need the internet,
said I needed extra ram,
bucks extra every month, the finest I can get,
bills me half-price for the spam!
take the risk that I would drop my phone someplace,
concrete paths will smash a phone for sure,
bucks extra every month, I get a special case,
so I can go
outside and feel secure.
loved Nintendo, always played the latest game,
my new phone
can connect into the grid,
bucks extra every month, I'm in the Hall of Fame,
underneath a seven-year old kid!
It has a
built-in camera but the pixel rate was poor,
had a deal to do the trick,
bucks extra every month, a flash card gives me more,
and some day
soon I'll learn to take a pic!
is wonderful, my phone can do it all,
they must be
really clever in Taiwan,
and one day
soon I promise that I'll give your phone a call,
as soon as I
can turn this darned thing on!
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