Tyrannosaurus Rex was rather grumpy,

as breathing all that sulphur left him wheezing;

the road to evolution's rather bumpy,

an Ice Age can be long and hard and freezing!

Extinction ain't so bad, just ask a Dodo,

at least one's name gets jotted down in history;

so why should they say whaling is a no-no?

we need to study fish - they're such a mystery!

Horizons gold with wheat, that's modern farming,

"Don't hurt the forest" - left-wing propaganda!

There's lots of animals, those cows are charming...

(and heaps of zoos for you to see a Panda).

This Earth is ours, its treasures so abundant,

the bleeding hearts are crying out: "Hands off it"

but morbid thinking these days is redundant,

or how the hell can we make any profit?

It's really not a problem, global warming,

don't dare describe our oil fields as immoral;

so please ignore those huge tornadoes forming,

and that immense expanse of dead white coral.

When tidal heights rise up and beaches perish,

and there's a lake that once was California,

perhaps you'll miss what once you used to cherish,

and don't you ever say I didn't warn ya!

More of my Environment Poems HERE