I scared the
pants off Grandma when I crept up on her chair
was dozing in the morning light,
in her ear I caused the loss of all her hair,
and put her
in a frozen trance of fright.
there now and never speaks, just stares straight at the wall,
at times a
silly grin comes on her face,
I feel a
little guilty so don’t talk to her at all,
I tiptoe round the place.
says because I caused the state that she’s now in
I ought to
help to tend her daily needs,
been a boy scout and I don’t wish to begin,
I have a
funny thing against good deeds.
are deserving of our time to help them through,
my Dad says
they’ve already paid their dues,
to say, but I have lots of other stuff to do,
old myself, no time to lose.
that I’m ungrateful, I thank Grandma every day,
night make sure she takes her pill,
will remember all my kindness and repay,
am editing her will!
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