The blonde was out for mischief, that was sure,

just walked straight in - not checking who lived there,

the Bears were out - a little forest tour

she plonked her arse in every single chair!

The breakfast lay there on the table top,

she took one look and grabbed a great big spoon,

then tested one - another - couldn't stop,

so ate until she swelled like a balloon!

One bed was hard, she tested it and knew,

the next was soft and made her fanny itch,

the third just right, she trashed the other two

then went to sleep - the silly little bitch.

The Bears' revenge was quite unorthodox,

suffice to say they "tested" Goldilocks...