Lots of different funny things I've written that aren't actually poems. Some adult language.

FUNNY MOVIE PLOTS

FUNNY SIMILES

FUNNY PEEPLE    page1    page2    page3

HAIKARTOONS

SIGNS

MY TOMBSTONES

INVENTIONS

HO HOLYMPICS

COLLECTIVE NOUNS

NURSAIKUS

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN...

SNAPPY ANSWERS

GEORGE = DONALD

LORD'S PRAYERS

KING KWESTIONS

DUMB DICTIONARY

HOROSCOOP

P PARTY

PRANK CALLS

PROVERBS