Our Father

Coach

Who art in Heaven

up there in the stands

Hallowed be thy name

you’re a legend

Thy Kingdom come

we’re gonna win the pennant!

Thy will be done

cos you’ll have the game plan

on Earth

we’ll do it on the field

As it is in Heaven

the way you devised it on your laptop

Give us this day our daily bread

we’ll prove we’re worth the millions of bucks

And forgive us our trespasses

we’re sorry we lost the finals last season

As we forgive those

and, although it’s the team that beat us last month

Who trespass against us

we won’t hold a grudge

Lead us not into temptation

Don’t make us play too defensive

but deliver us from evil

but make us win!

For Thine is the Kingdom

cos you got the runs on the board

The Power

you’re the best coach

And the Glory

in the whole league

For ever and ever

that’s ever been!

Amen

42 – 26 – 7 – HUT!

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