Sleepless in Seattle - a family buy a house at the end of an all-night airport runway.

Love Actually - Roger Federa talks about his opponents' scores.

The China Syndrome - the Dalai Lama lectures on the evils of tyranny.

The Karate Kid - a Korean conman in a fake Dojo rips off a bunch of Brooklyn teenagers.

Blue Hawaii - great videos from Honolulu's porn shops.

Romancing the Stone - a girl falls madly in love with a piece of granite.

Mission Impossible - an Iraq war protester tries to get an appointment to see George W. Bush.

Free Willy - a Scotsman tries to give his genitals away.

True Lies - the Clinton sex scandal interviews.

American Pie - favorite Iraqi recipes.

The King and I - Priscilla Presley tells her side of the story.

Gone With the Wind - a man disappears after a serious bout of constipation.

How the West was Won - a dramatic poker game between Churchill and Hitler.

X Men - a group of immigrants who can't even sign their name find work in the U.S.A.

The Neverending Story - Brittney Spears is caught drinking again.

View from the Top - A scenic travelogue of Tibet.

Brokeback Mountain - sensational footage of the best spills from the Colorado ski jumping championships.

The Perfect Storm - meteorologists vote for their favorite in a glittering pageant of weather.

Diamonds are Forever - a baseball-mad boy holds the world to ransom with a nuclear weapon, banning all other sports.

Doctor Strangelove - the harrowing story of a pediatrician with a penchant for army boots.

King Kong - the madcap adventures of an Avon lady in China.

Some Like it Hot - a series of curry chefs display their best recipes (In Hindi with English subtitles).

To Kill a Mockingbird - three young kids set a diabolical trap with a box, a string and some bird seed.

Two For the Road - a pair of love-stricken rabbits make a suicide pact beside the M1 highway.

Silence of the Lambs - a flock of sheep are struck by a shocking bout of laryngitis.