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  Funny film plots by Australian poet Graeme King. Taking the titles of famous movies and inventing a funny plot for the film. ©kingpoetry2008.
 

FUNNY MOVIE PLOTS
 

Sleepless in Seattle - a family buy a house at the end of an all-night airport runway.

 

Love Actually - Roger Federa talks about his opponents' scores.

 

The China Syndrome - the Dalai Lama lectures on the evils of tyranny.

 

The Karate Kid - a Korean conman in a fake Dojo rips off a bunch of Brooklyn teenagers.

 

Blue Hawaii - great videos from Honolulu's porn shops.

 

Romancing the Stone - a girl falls madly in love with a piece of granite.

 

Mission Impossible - an Iraq war protester tries to get an appointment to see George W. Bush.

 

Free Willy - a Scotsman tries to give his genitals away.

 

True Lies - the Clinton sex scandal interviews.

 

American Pie - favorite Iraqi recipes.

 

The King and I - Priscilla Presley tells her side of the story.

 

Gone With the Wind - a man disappears after a serious bout of constipation.

 

How the West was Won - a dramatic poker game between Churchill and Hitler.

 

X Men - a group of immigrants who can't even sign their name find work in the U.S.A.

 

The Neverending Story - Brittney Spears is caught drinking again.

 

View from the Top - A scenic travelogue of Tibet.

 

Brokeback Mountain - sensational footage of the best spills from the Colorado ski jumping championships.

 

The Perfect Storm - meteorologists vote for their favorite in a glittering pageant of weather.

 

Diamonds are Forever - a baseball-mad boy holds the world to ransom with a nuclear weapon, banning all other sports.

 

Doctor Strangelove - the harrowing story of a pediatrician with a penchant for army boots.

 

King Kong - the madcap adventures of an Avon lady in China.

 

Some Like it Hot - a series of curry chefs display their best recipes (In Hindi with English subtitles).

 

To Kill a Mockingbird - three young kids set a diabolical trap with a box, a string and some bird seed.

 

Two For the Road - a pair of love-stricken rabbits make a suicide pact beside the M1 highway.

 

Silence of the Lambs - a flock of sheep are struck by a shocking bout of laryngitis.

 

 

Original pictures by Graeme King ©Kingpoetry2008  BACK to TOP

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