economy has lost eleven trillion bucks,
another corporation con?
I do believe
the governments are treating us like schmucks –
the hell has all that money gone?
haven’t got it, and the price of oil is weak,
how much lower it can get,
they’re going bad, just yesterday one Sheik
for a discount on his jet!
I know it’s
not in England, as the Brits are crying poor,
it’s the worst it’s ever been,
to pull their heads in and leave us to fight the war,
they’ll have to sack the Queen!
It won’t be
found in Switzerland, they’re counting up the cost,
now severely in the red,
hasn’t got it, where’s the money that we’ve lost?
they’re all too underfed!
haven’t seen it, poor Japan is looking bleak,
couldn’t hide a trillion in their purse,
has cut back to eight geisha girls a week,
gone from bad to even worse!
be in Africa, just look at all the facts,
not one of
those small nations have the dough,
running scared, they’ve doubled all the tax,
so where the
hell did all that money go?
I think I’ve
solved the mystery, the answer’s not so strange,
another profit-making deal,
are only on a wall inside the stock exchange,
trillions that we lost ain’t even real!
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