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  Collective Nouns - funny stuff by Australian poet Graeme King - funny poems, sad poems, serious poems and romantic poems. Poems for children, nature poems and environment poems, flash poetry, fantasy poems, funny limericks and more ©kingpoetry2007.
 

COLLECTIVE NOUNS

(think phonetically) 

A rookery of used car salesmen

 

A herd of rock bands

 

A pack of holiday-makers

 

A band of porno writers

 

A pride of cat burglars

 

A horde of pimps

 

A litter of pyromaniacs

 

A drove of F1 champions

 

A team of rainstorms

 

A brood of beer makers

 

A clutch of drowning men

 

A pod of electronic music

 

A school of rap singers

 

A corps of cockneys

 

An enemy of proctologists

 

A firm of masturbators

 

A bank of rivers

 

A club of cavemen

 

A ministry of banzai gardeners

 

An orchestra of Tolkien lovers

 

A drove of golfers

 

 

Original pictures by Graeme King ©Kingpoetry2007  BACK to TOP

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