Only if you fetch it from the crater of an active volcano!

Sure! I’ll have YOU, over a cliff...on the rocks!

Drink, drink, drink! Doesn’t anybody SCREW anymore?

Can a camel win the Grand National?

Hang on, I’ll ask my seven kids for permission!

Sorry, I gave up dickheads for lent!

Wow! Not many guys would buy a transvestite a drink!

I ain’t cheap, Buster! Make it pretzels as well!

Sorry, my Mother told me never to talk to orangutans!

Shhh. I’m undercover trying to catch lechers!

No need to BUY honey, my husband OWNS this joint!

Okay, if you buy one for my kung fu teacher as well!

You won’t get sex with a single drink, baby! Make it a double...

My husband will answer as soon as he’s done beating the crap out of the last guy who did...

Oh, I’m sorry! I thought the sign out side said “Cocktails” not “Cockheads”

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