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I made a man
from marzipan and kept him in a box,
he told me
stories of the Candy War,
the day that
licorice took up arms against the sweets and chocs,
a fight the
world had never seen before.
A secret
licorice army had been forming underground,
with good
support from jelly beans and more,
the
chocolates tried a treaty but no peace accord was found,
the two
sides met behind the candy store.
A charge of
toffee apples knocked the gummy bears for six,
then bon
bons hit the flank with lemon drops,
a full
platoon of spearmint leaves attacked the licorice sticks,
while
chocolate bullets helped the sherbet pops.
When jubes
began retreating all the Easter eggs gave way,
with peanut
brittle helping out the fudge,
a real
heroic sherbet bomb raced out and saved the day,
he took the
highest hill and wouldn't budge.
A full
phalanx of jaffas from behind a chocolate frog,
helped
macaroons rush in and join the fray,
a huge
barrage of nonpareils shot by a treacle log
was followed
by a full-on wizz fizz spray!
The allsorts
were in trouble with the jelly tots too slow,
a humbug spy
sneaked in and stole their maps -
as nougat
snipers hassled them they had nowhere to go,
and sent an
SOS to licorice straps.
It ended
rather quickly with a gob-stopper retreat,
precisely as
the chupa chups gave in,
but neither
side was ready to admit to their defeat,
and neither
side could claim a major win.
Two armies
faced each other and the leaders looked around,
the
bulls-eyes wanted reasons for a peace,
with aniseed
and syrup right across the battleground
the time had
come for bickering to cease.
A single
chocolate bullet raised his hand to have his say,
he cleared
his throat and looked around with pride,
"I'm
chocolate-covered, proud to be, and candy all the way,
but also I
am licorice inside!
"We all can
live together, sugar content small or big,
we're candy,
every ball and stick and sweet.
The color of
our coating? Well, who really gives a fig?
as long as
children think we're good to eat!"
The
pastilles burst out cheering and the barley sugar cried,
they all
made friends and hugged and kissed and such,
that's why
you can eat different sweets and they won't fight inside -
that is, of
course, unless you eat too much!
more
of my
Childrens Poems here
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