Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home,
Bringing their tails behind them.
She lay there on the couch and
looked at me,
I knew her troubles lay inside,
"I haven't got the faintest where
The classic schizoid tale: She'd
lost her sheep!
"I saw them yesterday and they
but I went out last night and
came home late,
this morning when I checked at
an empty paddock, with an open
I hold a PHD in Psych and Freud,
"Most likely to Succeed" my
I knew that I would have to fill
and get the stupid sheep out of
"Dear Bo, an hour with me is
fifty clams -
You really want to waste our time