Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

she seems to be quite insane now

ants in her pants have started to dance

a boy dominating her brain now

Little Boy Blue has lost his too

and doesn't know where to find them

runs off with Bo to a place in Reno

then lies so an Elvis will bind them

Poor Mum and Dad are ever so sad

they pray for their daughter's returning

leave them alone and they will come home

but not while their passion is burning

Even true love needs a rooftop above

girls need their Mothers to mind them

on day number ten they return home again

dragging their tails behind them