Well she went and said goodbye, what a bummer,

her cooking I really will miss,

I sent her on her way, with a kick up her backside

because I was pissed.

Yes' Id promised that I'd give up my drinking,

a life of perpetual bliss,

she said she didn't like seeing me falling over

because I was pissed.

I stayed dry all that morning, but then around about four,

a mate turned up with a six pack, I drank them and then twenty more

She got home from work and I had been spewing,

I'd tried to hit the toilet and missed,

she packed up all her bags, and she went to her Mother's

because I was pissed.

No I didn't think that she'd end up leaving,

Expected a slap on the wrist,

I didn't say the things, that would maybe have mattered

because I was pissed

because I was pissed

because I was pissed.
 

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