arrested all the actors
back of Birdie's Bar before,
caustic comments, called "Commandos"
drilled the decoy at the door.
eked the egotistic ethos
the fuss that few forgot,
God-given gumption!" gasped a gaffer,
heard the hero hunk was hot.
intervention in the in-crowd,
jumped a joker, jagged a Jack,
king-sized karma kid karated
luck that learned ladies lack.
Mister Mountie muttered madly:
nasty note, but needles: none."
occupation: old observer,
perverse patterns (pardon pun).
questions quivering quotations,
racist rednecks rant and rail,
sacred scandal's still a secret,
tomorrow, time to test the tale.
ulcered ugliness unfolding,
vampire vixens vaguely vex,
waiting, why? A willing witness -
xeroxed with an XXX.
yelling, youthful, youngish yokels yellowed
zombies zoomed to zone - and zeroed!