hey, you must be clever, you

see you’ll get forgiven,

decipher this enigma

f’in hard it is, that’s given!

gee i wish i h for had

eyes to see your sense,

j for joking? oKAY!  hell, i never

m for meant offence.

n for nonsense that i write

oh, if only true,

st. peter waits at heaven’s gate

i bet that there’s a queue.

are you thinking s for sad?

that’s me to a tee,

you in a vw? not so bad,

exactly why this puzzles easy.