You'd think that people would get wise to all the politicians

They live so high but all the rest of us so low

To save the world I went to Canberra on a mission

What's wrong with that? They called me slob

Just coz I've got no job

I flunked school...but I'm no fool

I'm no Green...I'm in between

I made a protest just to give them solutions

I told them that they oughtta recycle the constitution

What's wrong with that? The so and so's

Gave me heave-hos again

I flunked school...but I'm no fool

Change doesn't come in a minute

We'll get them out we know they're bent

There is a future and I'm in it

I've got some backing I won't be slacking

I'll be the first president

How can I listen to politicians' gloating

How can I stop all the lies and misquoting

How can I work, it's my back, it's neutered

How can they prove that it's not they're rooted

There's guys in suits they're coming to my room and they surround me

I swear I'm innocent they say it isn't so  oh-oh

They throw me in a cell and seven beefy guards all pound me

I get an interview upon a TV show

What's wrong with that?