The couple called McDonald had a son,

and had to find a name to call the lad,

his Father said: “We’ll call him Toasted Bun,

or Junior Happy Meal – he looks like Dad!”

“No, No,” his wife replied, “I like Beef Patty,

with middle names of Sauce and Melted Cheese,”

“You’re mad,” her husband said, “that’s way too fatty,

let’s call him Lean Beef Salad Burger, please!”

His wife said: “What about Kids Happy Meal?

Or maybe Crispy Chicken Wrap with Curry?”

He moaned: “But I prefer Big Hungry Deal,

or better still, McNugget Coke McFlurry!”

She cried: “I have it! Bacon Breakfast Wrap!”

“Or should we name him Pasta Breakfast Sundae?”

The pair were getting into such a flap,

they both knew that the Christening was this Monday.

“Well, what about Cheeseburger, or McFeast?”

Her husband sneered, “Let’s call him Chicken Wing?

or maybe we should kowtow to the Priest –

he wants to Christen our son Burger King!”

The guests sat in the pews, the organ played,

McDonalds had agreed a compromise,

their boy was Christened Muffin Lemonade

Shake Coleslaw Hash Brown Big Mac Fanta Fries!

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