Sure! Just let me finish cleaning the blood from the altar!

Is this to do with my presidency of the Charles Manson Fan Club?

The house is so untidy...why don’t we all go to YOUR place?

I’m sorry, I never talk about other people...

Make it tomorrow, I’m half-way through taping an world-wide ultimatum

Well, we WERE electing a new biker club president, but come on in!

Can’t we talk about cooking, handsome? My soufflés ALWAYS droop!

Okay, but you’ll have to get naked so the girls don’t feel out of place!

Is this a joke singing telegram from my rabbi?

IF YOU DO NOT REFER TO HIM RESPECTFULLY AS ALLAH I SHALL CUT OUT YOUR INNARDS AND FEED THEM TO THE CAMELS...YOU DECADENT INFIDEL SWINE!!!

Well, I’m a bit busy, but my rottweilers LOVE to chat!

You wear a tie...Bush wears a tie...I smell a CIA set-up here!

Sure! You wait till you see MY version of the missionary position!

Hey guys! Some dudes at the door say us Irish are dumb and can’t fight!