I'm now recording a
SPOKEN VERSION of every new poem. Now listen to the spoken poem as you
SEE THE TOP TEN OF MY POEMS VOTED by
MY FUNNY CHRISTMAS POEMS HERE.
These are some of my recent poems, for the
complete list, see the categories on the left.
My talented friend Sal Nurrito has been putting my
love poems to music,
Hear his work HERE.
Another Sal Nurrito
song just finished!
A poem about a cynical person who doesn't believe in anything:
A new environment poem for Solar Week
A free verse nature poem called
A funny poem about horse racing in
Aussie bush poetry style, THE
A nice poem for small children about a
A funny dog poem for kids that I call
A new environment poem that asks the question:
What about NEXT TIME.
A funny poem showing that you can't mix drinking
with inventing: MUTANT MOUSE.
A funny poem about an anti-nerd with computer
A new batch of funny limericks all about that damn
family: FUNNY SIMPSONS
A new nature poem about opening one's eyes to the
BAPTIZED BY NATURE.
A funny Easter poem with a message about greed:
A dark poem about a cruel hermit with anti-social
An irreligious poem about doubts and the
TELL GOD HI.
Some new funny limericks about the world of TV:
FUNNY TELEVISION LIMERICKS.
My first new nature poem for
New funny limericks on green thumbs and flowers:
FUNNY GARDENING LIMERICKS.
A new funny irreverent poem about a church with a
A new category I decided on, since there was so
many of them:
Some new funny limericks on all things computer
A serious poem about someone dying of cancer:
A dark poem for a change, all about the fires of
A new environment poem about global warming:
FIRE AND RAIN.
I'm busy developing a site totally devoted to
limericks. I promise to write soon!
Another batch of new funny limericks:
LORD OF THE RINGS
A tragic funny bad luck poem about a lucky number
A funny poem about CIA and cover-ups called
THE STILLBORN IDENTITY.
FA funny Christening poem, as Ronald becomes a Dad
A huge bunch of brand new funny limericks, on all
JAMES BOND 007
A new conservation poem I call
A funny poem about playing guitar and disaster:
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
A cheeky Irish poem, or call it a funny leprechaun
Something different, a video that a reader has
made of my suicide poem:
Another big page of funny names on
FUNNY PEEPLE 6.
A new conservation poem with social comment:
IF I WERE GOD.
A funny poem having some fun with Chinese names:
WOE IS MEE.
A little free verse poem:
WALKING UP THE STAIRS BACKWARDS.
Terrible accusations in
the office in a funny poem
TERMS OF OFFICE.
A funny poem about the blue movie industry:
A new conservation poem I call
A satirical bite at the world economic crisis in a
funny poem called:
A funny fishing poem about
boats and batteries:
A funny poem about
cleaners and toilets:
A funny poem
about shonky mechanics and auto parts:
HAVE A FIT.
A winter poem for my
friends in the north, in flash:
A new funny Christmas poem
with Santa and his reindeer:
A funny poem about servants
and union agreements:
A funny rock and roll poem
about putting on a gig I call:
Some new funny limericks,
this time all things circus:
FUNNY CIRCUS LIMERICKS.
I wrote and recorded a
Christmas love song, hear it here:
I WANNA BE YOUR SANTA.
A nostalgic and funny look at
our old cowboy heroes and today's mutants:
A naughty romp with authors
in the library, in a funny poem I call
A NOVEL ROMANCE.
Another page of phonetic
funny names with PEEPLE 5.
A funny poem about borrowing
A LOAN AGAIN.
A new funny Christmas poem I
A funny poem about the barter
system: TRICKS OF THE
A new batch of funny
limericks, all about war:
FUNNY ARMY LIMERICKS.
A funny poem to mark the
HOPE AND GLORY.
My first funny Christmas poem
for 2008, a parody:
CHRISTMAS in the
A funny spooky poem that kids
will love: HAUNTED HOUSE.
I wrote a new sonnet, a
climate change poem I call
IF RIVERS TURNED RED
A rather silly animal poem
for fun: LOCOWEED.
A funny animal poem about
teaching: THE HOARSE
A new Halloween poem called
I wrote a strange short story
set in futurespeak language (adult content)
Another funny poem about
A funny school poem about maths and arithmetic:
SUM DUMB BUM.
A funny fishing poem:
BAIT SHOP BLUES.
A funny new-age love poem with a twist
Back from holidays with a funny outer space poem:
A funny golf poem about golf and growing old:
A funny poem about computers, hoboes and
A funny kids poem about swamp life with a
A new picture and its serious poem about
A conservation poem asking
A sarcastic poem taking a swipe at Wall
Street and the economic crisis:
A new page of funny limericks about
FUNNY FISHING LIMERICKS 2.
It's that time of year again, for my
A funny poem about superstitions and
LUCK OF THE DEVIL.
A funny poem taking a poke at the British
A new slant on a fairy tale with a funny
JOCK AND THE BEANSTALK.
A political satire poem about the economy:
FREDDIE MAC and FANNIE MAE.
A silly, funny poem about asian cooking and
A modern-day religious poem:
GAMBLING WITH GOD.
A tongue-in-cheek look at poetry, critics
and recitals, mixed with sex:
A funny poem about alcohol and award
THE DEVIL'S FORSKIN.
After a week sick in bed, an environment
A funny poem set in church:
I combined rapper emcees with Olympics and
got a funny poem: the
Another funny Olympics poem, set in the
For a funny Olympics, a funny Olympic
A funny birthday poem I wrote for a
friend's birthday on Sunday:
Got Olympics fever? Try my
Don't forget my funny
OLYMPIC GAMES LIMERICKS.
A naughty play poster using funny Peeple
(not for children)
Funny poems this week! A funny wedding poem
DOOM and GROOM.
A funny party poem about a rather strange
More fun with funny names, another page
full of funny
A funny poem about Homer Simpson meeting
A serious free-verse poem about the misery of
An irreverent funny family poem:
I wrote a bereavement poem for the friend I lost
A new flash version of my environmental poem
call it a green, environment-friendly
anti-whaling love poem:
A very deep rhyming love poem I call
A funny poem about saving the whales:
A funny garden poem, about a sad
VENUS FLY TRAP.
Apologies to my regular visitors I've been away for
a couple of weeks.
A strange poem about a
Three more funny haikus in
A funny silly poem about (of all things) worms in the
A funny kids poem about frogs:
WARTS 'n ALL.
A naughty, funny little poem about gift-buying:
WEDDING BELLE BLUES.
A funny cyber poem where the bits and bytes bite
A free verse poem describing the coldness of war in
A funny tongue-twister poem:
Back into it with a funny Aussie bush poem:
Some new funny limericks about car makes:
A free verse poem looking at disillusionment:
Western fun in a funny cowboy poem that I'll record in a
A nature poem about Papua New Guinea:
NEW GUINEA DREAMING
A funny navy poem called
A funny poem about taking stuff for granted:
Six new funny haikus in comic strip form
A war hero poem in Dique form:
A funny poem about a bad choice of room-mate:
A funny flash phone call I did between
George Bush and Maxwell Smart:
A naughty love poem called
A form poem of the Dique variety:
I finished the re-make
Got it under 3mb.
I converted a PPS to flash of my love
I'm trying to get the size down.
More funny wedding limericks
WEDDING LIMERICKS 2.
A funny fishing poem:
A FISHY TALE.
An inspirational poem I did in flash:
A funny poem about guns and a born loser:
Another flash poem about temptation:
A flash poem presentation of my romantic poem:
A serious poem about religion and belief:
A funny poem about a
A new flash poem presentation of my love poem:
A funny poem about a hare and a bear and a genie:
A GRIZZLY TALE.
Today some new funny limericks, all about cartoon shows from
A free verse poem about life using
STATEMENTS OF FACT.
A funny alien poem with an environment message:
A dark humor poem about a man and his pets:
FOR PET'S SAKE!
A funny cat poem with a
MR. SMEE AND ME.
A funny insect poem about the Insect Academy Award Night:
A funny ribald poem about free beer:
PUB CRAWL. A free verse Egyptian
funny, silly poem about people and food:
Two more pages of funny names:
A funny poem about what could be every man's dream:
A serious free verse poem about writing poetry:
A funny poem about sex and dating:
A new romantic love poem:
A funny poem set in Hades with the Devil:
IN THE PIT.
new Australian bush poem, a funny story from a bush pub:
I wrote some new plots for some famous movies:
FUNNY MOVIE PLOTS.
A new environment poem about fruit and farming:
New funny limericks today, some
FUNNY BIRD LIMERICKS.
A funny poem set in Greece blending olives and Parkinsons disease:
A funny technology poem that saves the planet
A new sweet kids poem
Today I wrote a batch of funny similes. I call them
AS FUNNY AS...
A new one in my set of kids poems about transport:
Can you pick the characters in
A cynical serious look at
A DAY IN THE LIFE.
More fun with Cecil and Big Derek in a funny army poem:
A dark love poem today, I call it
Fun at the racetrack
with a funny poem:
THE TIPSY GIPSY.
Today, a nature poem with an Australian flavor:
A funny poem about the technology of mobile phones:
A new funny kids poem about
BERTIE THE BEAR.
A dozen new original funny limericks, all about brides and
Fun at the race track with a funny horse poem:
Nostalgia and fun in a funny animal poem:
I was playing with funny names and descriptions and
A killer punch line makes a sexy funny poem
THREE LITTLE WORDS.
A dark nature poem today. Lost in the desert in
Fun with a pets poem in
A little exercise in phonetics in a funny wicked witch poem:
A funny poem about train tracks and their history:
A batch of all new
A special love poem for Valentines Day:
Days of our Romans, a funny poem about sex and gossip:
A funny poem today, more adventures of Cecil and Big Derek
wrote some Valentine Haikus you can send out. Some funny, some nice.
A funny legal poem today:
Today I wrote a funny poem about paranoia. It's a
multiple acrostic called
verse love poems:
more funny haikus:
funny medical poem in the doctor's office:
bunch of new funny limericks all about school days:
A naughtily funny poem about a man's dream job:
Cecil and Big Derek visit the fair in
New limericks, all about musical instruments
Some more funny haikus in
funny cowboy poem that is a sequel to Men's Business:
Some Haikus in a comic strip
format. I call them
A global warming poem:
TIME and TIDE.
I wrote some new
VALENTINES DAY LIMERICKS.
A funny gladiator poem
A recipe for laughs in
Some new funny limericks about
A funny cowboy poem
A funny cyber poem about robots:
A poem about ambition:
A Welsh Conachlonn in flash:
Funny stuff with
My first Aussie funny bush poem for a while:
UP THE CREEK.
silly, funny animal poem today, great for kids:
HULLABALOO at the ZOO.
I was in a strange mood today, and wrote a poem about
A new stonnet:
A funny poem about the Stock Market:
SHARE and SHARE ALIKE.
A funny poem about spending:
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES.
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