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1000 poems by Australian poet Graeme King, new poems every week!
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I'm now recording a
SPOKEN VERSION
of every new poem. Now listen to the spoken poem as you read!
2008
May 10:
I finished the re-make of
INSIDE YOU.
Got it under 3mb.
May 08:
I converted a PPS to flash of my love fantasy poem
INSIDE YOU.
I'm trying to get the size down.
May 08:
More funny wedding limericks
WEDDING LIMERICKS 2.
May 07:
A funny fishing poem: A
FISHY TALE.
May 05:
An inspirational poem I did in flash:
YOU ARE.
May 04:
A funny poem about guns and a born loser:
ARMLESS.
May 03:
Another flash poem about temptation:
MERMAID.
May 01:
A flash poem presentation of my romantic poem:
TIME.
May 01:
A serious poem about religion and belief:
BAPTISM.
April 30:
A funny poem about a
TOUGH GUY.
April 28:
A new flash poem presentation of my love poem:
MAGIC.
April 24:
A funny poem about a hare and a bear and a genie:
A GRIZZLY TALE.
April 22:
Today some new funny limericks, all about
cartoon shows from way back
CARTOON LIMERICKS.
April 21:
A free verse poem about life using
STATEMENTS OF FACT.
April
20:
A funny alien poem with an environment message:
SAUCERY.
April 16:
A dark humor poem about a man and his pets:
FOR PET'S SAKE!
I started a rating system so I can
find what kind of poems you prefer. Please give a rating wherever you
come across the rating stars.
April 13:
A funny cat poem with a pirate flavor:
MR. SMEE AND ME.
April 12: A funny insect poem about the
Insect Academy Award Night:
BEETLEMANIA.
April 10: A funny ribald poem about
free beer:
PUB CRAWL.
A free verse Egyptian poem:
KHAMSIN.
April 04:
A funny, silly poem about people and food:
INGREEDIENCE.
April 02:
Two more pages of funny names:
FUNNY PEEPLE2
and
FUNNY PEEPLE3.
April 01:
A funny poem about what could be every man's
dream: CRUISE
CONTROL.
March 31: I decided to write a series of weekly animal poems
about a family of penguins that find adventure on a desert island. The
series is called:
PENGUIN FAMILY ROBINSON.
March 29: A serious free verse poem about writing poetry:
SKIRMISH.
March 28: A funny poem about sex and dating:
OUT-DATED. A new
romantic love poem:
FEEL.
March 27: A funny poem set in Hades with the Devil:
IN THE PIT.
March 26: A new Australian bush poem, a funny story from a
bush pub:
BUSH COCKTALE.
March 25: I wrote some new plots for some famous movies:
FUNNY MOVIE PLOTS.
March 24: A new environment poem about fruit and farming:
SQUEEZED OUT.
March 22: New funny limericks today, some
FUNNY BIRD LIMERICKS.
March 21: A funny poem set in Greece blending olives and
Parkinsons disease:
THE
ILLIAD.
March 20: A funny technology poem that saves the planet
SILLYCONE CHIP.
A new sweet kids poem
CANDY WARS.
March 17: Today I wrote a batch of funny similes. I call
them
AS FUNNY AS...
March 14: A new one in my set of kids poems about transport:
AMBULANCE. Can
you pick the characters in
RAVE.
A cynical serious look at
A DAY IN THE LIFE.
March 13: More fun with Cecil and Big Derek in a funny army
poem:
ON PARADE.
March 12: A dark love poem today, I call it
ADAGE.
March 10: Fun at the racetrack with a funny
poem:
THE TIPSY GIPSY.
March 08: Today, a nature poem with an Australian flavor:
BILLABONG.
March 07: A funny poem about the technology of mobile
phones:
HARD CELL.
March 05: A new category:
ANIMAL POEMS. A new funny kids poem
about
BERTIE THE BEAR.
March 02: A dozen new
original funny limericks, all about brides and grooms:
WEDDING LIMERICKS.
February 29:
Fun at the race track with a funny horse poem:
UPPER CUT
February 28:
Nostalgia and fun in a funny animal poem:
HEAVY PETTING.
February 27:
I was playing with funny names and descriptions and got
FUNNY PEEPLE.
February 26:
A killer punch line makes a sexy funny poem
THREE LITTLE WORDS.
February 24:
A dark nature poem today. Lost in the desert in
CARAVAN.
February 23:
Fun with a pets poem in
PARROT TALK.
February 22:
A little exercise in phonetics in a funny wicked witch poem:
WAILIE-TAILIE.
February 18:
A funny poem about train tracks and their history:
HISTORY'S TRACKS
February 17:
A batch of all new
PIRATE
LIMERICKS.
February 14:
A special love poem for Valentines Day:
VALENTINE SONNET.
Days of our Romans, a funny poem about sex and gossip:
GOSSIPUS MAXIMUS.
February 13:
A funny poem today, more adventures of Cecil and Big Derek trying
baseball:
MIDFIELD
CRISIS.
February 12:
Three new
HAIKARTOONS.
February 10:
I wrote some Valentine Haikus you can send out. Some funny, some nice.
VALENTINE HAIKUS.
February 09:
A funny legal poem today:
JUDGE DREAD.
February 07:
Today I wrote a funny poem about paranoia. It's a multiple acrostic
called
MURDER.
February 06:
Two free verse love poems:
GALAXY and
SCI-FI.
February 05:
Some more funny haikus:
HAIKARTOONS 4
February 04:
A funny medical poem in the doctor's office:
BLOODY HELL.
February 02:
A bunch of new funny limericks all about school days:
SCHOOL LIMERICKS.
February 01:
A naughtily funny poem about a man's dream job:
ON THE JOB.
January 30:
Fun when Cecil and Big Derek visit the fair in
BEAU DEREK.
January 27:
New limericks, all about musical instruments
MUSIC LIMERICKS.
January 26:
Some more funny haikus in
HAIKARTOONS.
January 25:
A funny cowboy poem that is a sequel to Men's Business:
STAG PARTY.
January 24:
A love poem:
MIST.
Some Haikus in
a comic strip format. I call them
HAIKARTOONS.
January 22:
A global warming poem:
TIME and TIDE.
January 22:
I wrote some new
VALENTINES DAY
LIMERICKS. A funny gladiator poem
HUNKUS HUMUNGUS.
January 21:
A recipe for laughs in
COLIN'S
KITCHEN.
Some new funny
limericks about
HOBOES.
January 19:
A funny cowboy poem
MEN'S
BUSINESS.
January 18:
Serious environmental
QUESTIONS.
January 17:
A funny cyber poem about robots:
ROBOTVILLE.
January 14:
A poem about ambition:
HIGH HOPES
January 13:
A Welsh Conachlonn in flash:
DEAR JOHN. Funny stuff with
MOWED DOWN.
January 12:
My first Aussie funny bush poem for a while:
UP THE CREEK.
January 11:
A silly, funny animal poem today, great for kids:
HULLABALOO at the ZOO.
January 06:
I was in a strange mood today, and wrote a poem about
NOTHING
January 05:
A new stonnet:
RUNNING BEAR
January 02:
A funny poem about the Stock Market:
SHARE and SHARE ALIKE.
January 01:
A funny poem about spending:
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES.
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